- To the ex wife. get over it, grow up and get a job
- Submitted by: viafire | State: CA | City: Bakersfield
- Location: Firehouse
- To the guy buying a dozen roses and a case of Keystone light at 8 in the morning...sexy time!!
- Submitted by: sfgiants_love | State: CA | City: Bakersfield
- Location: Vons
- To the weather gods. Please bring springtime!!
- Submitted by: pumperninkle | State: WA | City: Everett
- Location: Ecc
- To the companies that make paper... With all the technologies in the world, can’t you make paper that doesn’t give you paper cuts??
- Submitted by: slapjack | State: CA | City: San Diego
- Location: D - Town
- To the freak dancing in the middle of the street. I’ll have what you’re having.
- Submitted by: peeffer | State: OR | City: Portland
- Location: 23rd
- To the lady sitting next to me. You smell really bad. Like, not showered in weeks bad.
- Submitted by: gwilow | State: TX | City: Austin
- Location: Met
- To the government. You really suck.
- Submitted by: flop | State: OR | City: Ashland
- Location: Casa
- To the creator/being/big bang. I’m blessed, yes. But, why do I always want to die?
- Submitted by: one finger on the trigger | State: FL | City: Tallahassee
- Location: My Cave
- To the guys who drive minivans. There is nothing you can do to look cool. Nothing.
- Submitted by: Green Light | State: CA | City: Stockton
- Location: N. Center
- To the guys sitting and staring. No one here thinks you’re hot. Everyone thinks you’re creepers.
- Submitted by: blah | State: OR | City: Portland
- Location: Acropolis