- To the professor who is trying to ruin my day, I only have one thing to say, KARMA!
- Submitted by: ticked | State: CA | City: Bakersfield
- Location: Online
- To the chick that keeps staring at me... I’m looking at your friend, not you. You’re ugly.
- Submitted by: pwned | State: CA | City: Los Angeles
- Location: Roku
- To the baby Jesus, thank you for Easter Break.
- Submitted by: tiny | State: OR | City: Troutdale
- Location: Punk A$$
- To the wife. I think you’re cheating on me... Which is ok, it makes me feel not so bad for cheating on you.
- Submitted by: lucky | State: NV | City: Sparks
- Location: Great Basin
- To the dodger fans... WOOOOOOO!!
- Submitted by: pitcher | State: CA | City: La Jolla
- Location: Kelly’s Korner
- To the used car salesman... Your commercials are almost as bad as your toupe.
- Submitted by: fink | State: CA | City: Concord
- Location: West Side
- To the next door neighbors. We live in new houses, the walls are thin, we can here you guys fighting constantly. STFU!
- Submitted by: goo | State: CA | City: Long Beach
- Location: Mi Casa
- To the to the girl in the mirror....you're beautiful!!
- Submitted by: cockybitch | State: CA | City: Bakersfield
- Location: Bathroom
- To the Guy that was driving in front of me today with his break lights tinted black: You wont be so cool when someone slams into the back of you, because they can’t tell your breaking! dummy!
- Submitted by: Driver | State: CA | City: Bakersfield
- Location: On The Road
- To the boy I’m dating: I wish you weren’t saving yourself until marriage. I need some action.
- Submitted by: Horny | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Fresno