- To the boy I’m dating: I wish you weren’t saving yourself until marriage. I need some action.
- Submitted by: Horny | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Fresno
- To the guy in my first class, either brush your teeth, chew gum, pop a mint, don’t sit behind me, or keep your mouth shut (especially while breathing).
- Submitted by: disgusted | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Fcc
- To the girl that tried to diss me in front of those guys at the party, I’d rather have breasts that are small & perky than huge & sagging nearly to my bellybutton, grandma.
- Submitted by: Forever youthful | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: House Party
- To the guy that barely reaches my shoulder, I do not want to date you. Stop sitting right by me & asking me what my weekend plans are (& if you can be included) shoooorty.
- Submitted by: Tall girl | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Fcc
- To the rain: thank you for coming by lately, you’re saving me from the creepy stalker in my PE class. Don’t leave, stay here please.
- Submitted by: Scared girl | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Wi
- To the trains, thank you so much for always making me late to my morning class. I tried leaving 10 minutes sooner, but you decided to do the same apparently.
- Submitted by: Always late | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Right By Fcc
- To the guy in bio that has to question everything as the teacher is saying it (ie: "Photosynthesis is the-" "What is photosynthesis?"). If you shut your mouth, you’ll hear the answer. Dipshit.
- Submitted by: Unapologetic | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Biology At Fcc
- To the guy I’m pretty much dating, we’re not dating because you make it seem like we’re just friends. Make a move or I’m assuming you’re gay.
- Submitted by: Unladylike | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Everywhere In Town
- To the girls who say "Don't ask". Why did you even tell me about it in the first place then?
- Submitted by: GavBorg | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: Fresno State
- To the emo girl who came into the store today. I now understand why you're so sad. Your mom is hot... And you're not.
- Submitted by: wirelessbrain | State: CA | City: Fresno
- Location: At&t